Cranky Hank Steinbrenner demands his way, then can't decide what it is

The quotes that came out of Hank Steinbrenner like exhaust out of a tail pipe were about Joba Chamberlain this time. All of a sudden Hank knows so much about Joba - who has a chance to be the first pitcher ever to be sent out to Monument Park after 30 innings in the big leagues - that you can only assume he's in a fantasy league.

It's not just Joba, either. Hank knows so much pitching now that he wants Mike Mussina to pitch more like Jamie Moyer. Why? Because he saw Moyer on television Saturday, that's why! Tim Wakefield hung in there and won for the Red Sox on Sunday. If Hank had caught that one on the dish, he might have been yelling for Mussina to start throwing knuckleballs. Continue